Ms. Splosion Man Officially Announced

Our friends at Twisted Pixel went on Spike TV recently with a very important announcement. We're all big fans of their stuff around here, so naturally we were excited. Nestled deep in a half hour advertisement for Back To The Future: The Game - which we are also eagerly anticipating - was a trailer for their newest concoction, and as near as we have seen to a direct sequel, Ms. Splosion Man.

Our friends at Twisted Pixel went on Spike TV recently with a very important announcement. We’re all big fans of their stuff around here, so naturally we were excited. Nestled deep in a half hour advertisement for Back To The Future: The Game – which we are also eagerly anticipating – was a trailer for their newest concoction, and as near as we have seen to a direct sequel, Ms. Splosion Man. Yes indeed, if there is one thing that Pacman taught us, if you want to make a good thing better, slap a bow on its head and slop on some lipstick. Just in case you missed the trailer, you can find it below, and for the lowdown on this game (due out Fall 2011), check out the extremely entertaining press release. I am tingling with anticipation, but that might just be due to the tasteful side-boob on the teaser image.

Ms. Splosion Man – Reveal Trailer from SLACKCiRCUS on Vimeo.

BIG SCIENCE CAPTURES SPLOSION MAN, WORLD NOW SAFE FOREVER
Twisted Pixel Games Proud to Announce the World Won’t End in the Fall of 2011

AUSTIN, TX – December 2, 2010 – Twisted Pixel Games was pleased to announce today that their subsidiary, Big Science, has captured the Splosion Man and guaranteed the safety of all humankind.  Many remember the terrifying events of July 2009: Splosion Man’s horrifying rampage through Big Science laboratories that meated hundreds of scientists and caused untold damage to their underground laboratories.  Eye witnesses reported widespread destruction and a staggering number of t-bones and fillets left in his wake.

Today that ends, with Twisted Pixel releasing footage of the successful capture of the renegade experiment.  The scientists speak with new-found confidence about their success.  Says Dr. Wilson, “Even if some sort of newer, stronger, better threat were created, our newest security measures and fiendish traps would be more than enough to contain it.  We’ve made incredible advances in our technology over this past year….  Not that there would ever be a use for any of it.”

Dr. Henry was quick to add, “Our lab, our equipment – everything has had functionality improvements and visual overhauls, and our company has expanded to some incredible new locations.  It’s all pristine and beautiful – decadent environments that we are very happy no experiment gone wrong will ever rampage through.”  Dr. Henry paused briefly before continuing, “I don’t even know why I’m mentioning that, because it’s 100% guaranteed that Splosion Man will never be a threat to us again.”

When asked if there was any risk of overconfidence amongst the scientists, Dr. Riley was quick to interject.  “Why?  What’s going to happen, some sort of freak accident in the after party that creates a “Ms. Splosion Man” mere seconds after Splosion Man’s capture?  And then the Ms. Splosion Man goes on some monster tear in the fall of 2011?  Yeah right.  Not very likely.”

Twisted Pixel Games reiterates that despite the fact that nothing could possibly go wrong during today’s events, should any newsworthy event occur, they will release as much information as possible in the coming months.

About Twisted Pixel Games, LLC

Founded in 2006 by industry veterans, Twisted Pixel is the independent game development studio behind the 2009 IGF finalist and 2008 PAX 10 Audience Choice Award winning game The Maw for Xbox LIVE® Arcade, Steam, Greenhouse, and Direct2Drive.  Their accomplishments continue with the successes of Splosion Man and Comic Jumper. Twisted Pixel specializes in character-driven, original IP titles that shake up what games are all about. Memorable characters, creative gameplay, and impressive presentation is our focus. Learn more at www.TwistedPixelGames.com.

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