Bejeweled Blitz LIVE (XBLA) Review

Getting Started Bejeweled Blitz LIVE, the second week of Xbox LIVE Arcade’s “House Party” promotion, joins it’s predecessor, Bejeweled 2 Deluxe, and hits the Xbox LIVE Arcade platform this past […]

Getting Started

Bejeweled Blitz LIVE, the second week of Xbox LIVE Arcade’s “House Party” promotion, joins it’s predecessor, Bejeweled 2 Deluxe, and hits the Xbox LIVE Arcade platform this past Wednesday (February 23rd, 2011). If you’re not familiar with the Bejeweled series of games, developed by PopCap, kudos to you. Not that I have a (big) gripe with these games, but they’re definitely one of those “just one more try” types. You pick up the controller thinking “I’ll just play for a few minutes”. After all, they’re casual games. A few thousand “just one more try”s later and it’s 3AM. The Bejeweled games are based on the “Shariki” game mechanic (that’s right, I did my wikipedia research), you know, the gameplay style most puzzle casual games are based on.


Decoychunk Pwning Oriech

If you’re looking for amazing graphics, Bejeweled Blitz LIVE is not the place to find them. The game does look good, but c’mon, it’s a casual game. Visually stunning, it is not. Time wasting, it is. The focus of the screen is the 8×8 game board filled with multi-colored, shimmering jewels. To its left sits the usual score panel containing a convenient friend’s list complete with gamerpics and top scores. Below the game board sits the game timer, but I’ll touch on that in the gameplay section. Aside from that, there’s not much to note, psychadelic neon colors and generic backgrounds included.


Decoychunk trying to put my score to shame...

My biggest gripe about the game unfortunately comes in where it really counts: gameplay. While a new mode is introduced, “Twist”, it really is just more of the same. The player gets a timer, starting at 60 seconds. As the timer depletes, the player has to swap gems in order to match three or more thus removing them from the board. There are a few gems with special abilities, but not enough to keep it entertaining. When the timer runs out, that’s it. Try again. Aside from attempting to top their or other friends’ best score, there is nothing to keep the player… playing. There’s no winning nor losing. No racing to the next board. Just try again.

The difference in the “Twist” game mode changes the name of the game to Hexic… at least, it should. The only difference between it and “Classic” is instead of swapping two gems up and down or left and right, you’re rotating four gems, still attempting to match three or more.


Just like the visuals, there’s not much to write home about. There’s a generic background soundtrack with time limit warning announcements. “30 Seconds Remaining!” Oh god! *types feverishly*


Easily, the best and most immersive part of Bejeweled Blitz LIVE. The player takes the role of a young jewel maker named Bruce. As a child, both of his parents were killed by a two-bit gangster named Jack Nap- Wait, nevermind… there is no story here. Move along, move along, nothing to see here…

Summing Up

To put it bluntly, if you’ve bought Bejeweled 2 Deluxe (or any Bejeweled game on any other platform)… don’t bother with this one. If you’ve never played any of its predecessors or even a casual game, give it a shot. Bejeweled Blitz LIVE also comes with multiplayer and while I didn’t get to give it a shot before this review was written, if you like obliterating your friends’ scores, this may be worth the dough. Just don’t blame me if you’re deciding to pick up the controller fifteen minutes before bed…

3.3 / 10: Not enough of an addition to the Bejeweled series to keep me interested.


About Oriech

The brains behind the code that makes BrainLazy tick, Sean Cherchio is a founding member of the Brain Trust and co-owner of BrainLazy. After playing “Drowning Man #5″ in the hit film “Titanic,” Sean went on to a successful career in poultry farming. Rumor has it he has inhabited the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey since the early 1800′s. He has cloven hooves, bat-like wings, and is immune to cannon fire.