Things that I Hate

I hate little squirrels and big elephants.

I hate hypnotists and bird seed.

I hate all three flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.

I hate ladybugs and pork chops.

I hate numbers divisible by three and moonbeams.

I hate everything that has ever come out of, or will ever go into, a porcupine.

I hate thumbnails and the letter H.

I hate gravel and a blender.

I hate Jimmy Carter and sea turtles.

I hate the second e in pineapple.

I hate ridicule and mustard.

I hate petunias and Persian rugs.

I hate the concept of zero.

I hate ham and spaceships.

I hate snigglets and factorials.

I hate vowels and Iceland.

I hate every ninth second.

I hate Luke Skywalker, dental floss, and shiny things.

I hate common misspellings and cotton balls.

I hate ones, tens and froot loops (TM) .

I hate the following sentence.

I hate similarities and hyphens.

I hate the metric system, gargling, and standardized parts.

I hate long division.

I hate complete photonic reversal.

I hate the upper crust, the transistor, and Wednesday.

I hate buildups, shutdowns, and layovers.

I hate the treaty of Versailles and the frenulum.

I hate groundhogs, heart attacks, and Daytona.

I hate point of purchase.

I hate rye bread, North North East, and islands 455-891 of the thousand islands.

I hate cockney rhyming slang and velcro.


About Decoychunk

Editor, Writer, and general Knower-Of-Words, if there is text to be read on BrainLazy, Joseph Lallo probably has his fingerprints on it. As the final third of the ownership and foundation of BrainLazy, Joseph “Jo” Lallo made a name for himself when he lost the “e” from his nickname in an arm wrestling match with a witch doctor. Residing in the arid lowlands of the American Southwest, Joseph Lallo is a small, herbivorous, rabbit-like creature with the horns of an antelope. He sleeps belly up, and his milk can be used for medicinal purposes. Joseph Lallo is also author of several books, including The Book of Deacon Series, book 1 of which is available for free here.