I hate little squirrels and big elephants.
I hate hypnotists and bird seed.
I hate all three flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.
I hate ladybugs and pork chops.
I hate numbers divisible by three and moonbeams.
I hate everything that has ever come out of, or will ever go into, a porcupine.
I hate thumbnails and the letter H.
I hate gravel and a blender.
I hate Jimmy Carter and sea turtles.
I hate the second e in pineapple.
I hate ridicule and mustard.
I hate petunias and Persian rugs.
I hate the concept of zero.
I hate ham and spaceships.
I hate snigglets and factorials.
I hate vowels and Iceland.
I hate every ninth second.
I hate Luke Skywalker, dental floss, and shiny things.
I hate common misspellings and cotton balls.
I hate ones, tens and froot loops (TM) .
I hate the following sentence.
I hate similarities and hyphens.
I hate the metric system, gargling, and standardized parts.
I hate long division.
I hate complete photonic reversal.
I hate the upper crust, the transistor, and Wednesday.
I hate buildups, shutdowns, and layovers.
I hate the treaty of Versailles and the frenulum.
I hate groundhogs, heart attacks, and Daytona.
I hate point of purchase.
I hate rye bread, North North East, and islands 455-891 of the thousand islands.
I hate cockney rhyming slang and velcro.
