In Which Thunderchunk Endeavors to Construct a Manuscript…

In Which Thunderchunk Endeavors to Construct a Manuscript Utilizing Lexical Elements Exclusively Representative of Absolutely Paramount Examples of Simplified Vocabulary.

One day…

Bob: Read this.
Jim: By you?
Bob: Yes, sir.
Jim: (Reads It.)
Bob: Like it?
Jim: No way.
Bob: Why not?
Jim: Too short.
Bob: Too short? How so?
Jim: Just look! (Points down.) Short word. (Moves left.) Short phrase. No thought. No plot. No fun. Bad stuff.
Bob: No fair.
Jim: Oh, no?
Bob: No, sir.
Jim: How so?.
Bob: (Takes book. Taps it.) See this? Kid’s book!
Jim: What is?
Bob: What is?! This is! This book! For Kids!
Jim: So what? Don’t care. Book sucks.
Bob: Beat it.
Jim: Beat what?
Bob: This book! Beat it. Write one.
Jim: Make me.
Bob: Screw you!
Jim: You too!
Bob: (Storms out.)
Jim: Dumb jerk.
Bob: (Off screen.) Heard That!
Jim: Get lost!
The end.

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About Decoychunk

Editor, Writer, and general Knower-Of-Words, if there is text to be read on BrainLazy, Joseph Lallo probably has his fingerprints on it. As the final third of the ownership and foundation of BrainLazy, Joseph “Jo” Lallo made a name for himself when he lost the “e” from his nickname in an arm wrestling match with a witch doctor. Residing in the arid lowlands of the American Southwest, Joseph Lallo is a small, herbivorous, rabbit-like creature with the horns of an antelope. He sleeps belly up, and his milk can be used for medicinal purposes. Joseph Lallo is also author of several books, including The Book of Deacon Series, book 1 of which is available for free here.